Phish Does All-A Capella Set (PARODY)

From: Great Scott!

(Dave Vann)

On the heels of their tremendously successful 3-day Halloween run in Atlantic City this past weekend, Phish performed an additional unannounced show back in their hometown of Burlington, Vermont yesterday. Achieving yet another feat in their long line of musical accomplishments, the band performed their first “all a cappella” show ever at the National Convention of Barbershop Singers*. This marks the first time in rock and roll history that a band (especially one known primarily for their musical exploration through instrumentation) put down their instruments and still played a “sold out” show. Because no “phans” were made aware of the show and no tickets were made availble to the public, the house mostly consisted true barbershop artists. And their grandparents. Some were even cutting hair as they warmed up their vocal chords. “It helps me relax,” Nigel Pinchworthy, of the Nantucket-based barbershop outfit ‘The Singing Nettles,’ gushed to Rolling Stone magazine.

[DISCLAIMER: This is a a JOKE. I (OPT) have received numerous emails and comments below about this either being real, or me reporting false news. Seriously? You think that setlist is real? Comon!]

The band played only one set, and unfortunately no recording of the show was made. Call it a gaffe on the guys’ part, maybe. Or perhaps it was another calculated move by a band that continues to add to their ever growing musical legacy with each passing day. No matter how you slice it though, they blew the moustaches off the enthralled audience for almost 30 full minutes.

11.03.10 Burlington Convention Center, Burlington, VT

Back In My Home Town Reprise^
Star Spangled Banner
My Sweet One
I Didn’t Know >
Reba (whistling outro)
Stage Banter >
YEM Vocal Jam >
Kung >
Stage Banter Reprise
Hello My Baby
Amazing Grace >
Have Mercy
Tomorrow’s Song

Don’t Bogart That Joint

^though not actually a song, the band sung this phrase in the 90s before a show in Vermont and reprised it for the first time ever that day.